Thursday, April 01, 2004
I thought I would give this a shot and see what happened.
Hoorah to the newbie!
Why, Oh Why, Did You Enter This Pageant?
With mic before her, she listens as her question is read out. There is stunned silence from the crowd as they await to hear her answer.
She giggles girlishly and taps on the mic, which astounds the crowd.
"Why did I enta this pageant?"
"Well I will tell you why." (lots of giggles)
"I entaed this pageant because I like the pwetty wed wibbon and how it feels wapped about me"
The crowd just looked at her, not so much in shock but in surprise more then anything.
You see, she is just a torso, painted in blue and wrapped in a pretty ribbon.